08-30-2013, 06:39 PM
"You have reached Comcast customer service. Please press 1. 'We are your friendly monopoly cable provider. You signed a contract. We now own your a$$ and your first born's a$$. You are screwed and we don't care about your petty problems. And there is nothing you or your elected officials can do about it. Nothing. We are Comcast. Bahahahahaha. Press 1 to hear this message again or just remain on the line to automatically hear this message again.' "