09-01-2013, 03:39 PM
It reminds me of a joke from about 1994 that I can't seem to find the full text of:
What different operating systems would be like if they were a car:
Mac OS - you get in the car and say take me to the store and it takes you to church.
OS/2 - you fill the car with 2000 gallons of gas, it leads a 200 person parade for 2 blocks when it explodes killing everybody in town.
Win NT - you get in, email the dashboard to take you to the store and it takes you to... (the dump?).
VMS - (don't remember any more).
What different operating systems would be like if they were a car:
Mac OS - you get in the car and say take me to the store and it takes you to church.
OS/2 - you fill the car with 2000 gallons of gas, it leads a 200 person parade for 2 blocks when it explodes killing everybody in town.
Win NT - you get in, email the dashboard to take you to the store and it takes you to... (the dump?).
VMS - (don't remember any more).