Haikuman - Philippines Updates

[Zoidberg]

I want to help -- but I am leery of all the charities, after seeing what I've seen for so many years. And I've heard that in times of disaster like this, it is better to give to the International Red Cross rather than the American Red Cross, because little of what you donate makes it to where it needs to go.

I wish it were clearer, and I wish the bastards of the world didn't come out in droves at times like these to make it difficult to help.