Let The Recipes Begin!

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Tommie Milwaukee wrote:
Buy a turkey
Have a glass of wine
stuff turkey
have a glass of wine
put turkey in oven
relax ... have another few glasses of wine
turk the baster
wine of glass another get
ponder the meat thermometer
glass yourself another pour of wine
bake the wine for 4 hours
take the oven out of the turkey
floor the turkey up off the pick
turk the carvey
get yourself another wottle of bine
tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey.

That this is a superb rendition of a classic theme is not in dispute.
Now, let me tell you about Pot Roast...

Eustace