This pretty much sums up the fictional "war on Christmas"

[SteveG]

Pops wrote:
[quote=Steve G.]
I prefer more traditional Christmas celebrations:
The mob began to attack Jews, Jewish stores, businesses, and residences in the streets adjoining the Holy Cross Church.

Didn't you know that at Christmas time, a Jewish child must be killed to use his blood in the plum pudding.
Yeah, if you let them run loose they may win a Nobel Prize or something.