Our yard sale find Sat. morning, it's big and a it's a Mac, something we just don't see around here at yard sales

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…I'd have no problem gutting it, parting out, and making an HD farm out of it.

It would be a huge enclosure full of external HDs and SSDs, with power strip and fan. Maybe other peripherals as well that don't need daily physical access.

FINALLY a useful function for the Monolith.