House hunting part 2

[Mike Johnson]

I was looking at a house; it was a crowded Open House on a brand new listing. I was walking slowly and looking at the floor, and the listing agent came over and asked if I was admiring the new floor. No, I said loudly, I was noticing that the slab is broken and buckled and I was wondering how long before the house breaks in two and starts sliding down the hill. Probably a dozen lookyloos heard me. I was encouraged to leave, but she was very polite about it.