This should settle vacationgate once and for all

[Acer]

Let's be positive. Why don't we generate a list of acceptable and non-acceptable recreational activities for the President, and send them along to the White House for future reference. I'll start:

Acceptable:
* Clearing brush
* Riding horseback
* Shooting your buddy in the face (or is that just the VP?)
* Sitting around the White House 365 days a year
* Vacationing at your own ranch
* Anything at Kennebunkport or Camp David

Not acceptable
* Jogging (scrawny middle-aged legs in running shorts...brrr!)
* Golf (looks too rich and detached)
* Fishing (rabbit threat)
* BJ (impeachable offense)
* Vacationing anywhere but your own ranch
* Anything at Martha's Vineyard