How do you delete threads?

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Mike Johnson wrote:
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I’d like to go back and delete an old thread I started, because in it I confessed to several felonies as well as impure thoughts. In my defense, I was drunk when I posted it. And drunk when I committed the felonies. Plus, I didn’t realize Rhode Island is actually a state with laws and stuff. All this time I thought it was an island.

So, how do I do delete a thread?

It’s the internet, buddy. Once it’s out there, there’s no taking it back. Sorry.
POMTL, miley-score010: