PSA: When standing on the sideline, DO NOT stare at the Jumbotron

[Zoidberg]

Makes me think of those clips where you see someone on the sidelines of a basketball court get hit or have things spilled on them. It's the sideline; you have to be attentive and, even then, there's a chance for bodily damage to occur.

Like this video: https://youtu.be/2ToFyQBX10o

Now, I feel really sorry for the woman but, dangit, you're at a sporting event where a large hard object is being hurled around essentially by gladiators. Pay attention when the game is in progress.