Well my phone is finally dead. Anything wrong with an iPhone SE?

[rich in distress]

I want a 7. I tell myself it would be for the larger screen, but I know I want it new and shiny. And that touchy forcy thingie...
Otherwise, my 5S is fine. SE is better and has a modern processor.
I'll support your decision as long as you are sincere about not wanting a nicer model.