FOODS YOUR BITCH*ASS BETTER NOT BRING TO A MEMORIAL DAY COOKOUT

[Ombligo]

and it didn't even go into desserts!

So, don't expect to live if you show up at the dessert table with:
the crappy green pistachio cottage cheese stuff
grocery store apple pie
chips ahoy cookies
prune whip
sugar free anything

oh, and cutting up a banana in instant pudding is not Banana Pudding!