Space Force Reporting for Duty, Mr. President!

[Ombligo]

I'll help them with a Space Cadet Hymn

From the Minds of Mental Midgets
To the Heart of Trump's Support.
We Will Waste Our Countries Taxes
With Nothing to Show But Pork;
First to Tweet From Empty Space Platforms;
And to Keep Fake News at Bay
We are Proud to Claim the Title
Of The Deplorable Space Force.