Summarize the important parts of the Apple announcement for me in a bulleted list. TIA

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Acer wrote:
I don't feel like wading through marketing hype and arm-chair analysis minutiae. Give it to me straight.

Okay, straight from the mothership— a 2 minute video summary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA3MV2V--TU