Ok... I gave Comcast a chance... who else could I get cheap cell service from?

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Boom mobile is good. Won't take you 9 calls to get service.

https://www.boom.us/plans/individual

I'm with Xfinity now, but was with Boom previously. No complaints over the course of several years, other than that Boom was slightly more expensive for what I was using than Xfinity is for me now. Great customer support, small-ish company.