09-27-2019, 01:16 PM
Donald Trump has a heart attack and drops down dead. He finds himself in hell in front of Satan. Satan says, well this is a real pickle. You definitely belong down here but I have no room. I know, I’ll let someone else out and you can take their place, I’ll even let you pick”
Trump is taken down a hallway full of doors. Inside the first door is Richard Nixon. He’s diving into a pool of water over and over again trying to catch a fish but always comes up empty. “I don’t think so. I’m not good with swimming and water. That would be hell to me. “ Satan chuckles.
At the next door they find Boris Johnson swinging a sledge hammer at an unbreakable rock. “I have this old shoulder injury. That looks like it would be aggravated by swinging the hammer so much.”
At the third door they find Bill Clinton, staked to the ground, naked. Atop him Stormy Daniels is doing what she does best. Trump’s demeanor perks up. He thinks to himself, “Those stakes look painful...but Stormy...yum.” “Ok,” he says to Satan, “I’ll take this one.” Satan says “ Huh, didn’t see that coming. Ok Stormy, you may leave.”
Trump is taken down a hallway full of doors. Inside the first door is Richard Nixon. He’s diving into a pool of water over and over again trying to catch a fish but always comes up empty. “I don’t think so. I’m not good with swimming and water. That would be hell to me. “ Satan chuckles.
At the next door they find Boris Johnson swinging a sledge hammer at an unbreakable rock. “I have this old shoulder injury. That looks like it would be aggravated by swinging the hammer so much.”
At the third door they find Bill Clinton, staked to the ground, naked. Atop him Stormy Daniels is doing what she does best. Trump’s demeanor perks up. He thinks to himself, “Those stakes look painful...but Stormy...yum.” “Ok,” he says to Satan, “I’ll take this one.” Satan says “ Huh, didn’t see that coming. Ok Stormy, you may leave.”