02-12-2021, 05:29 PM
A little boy riding his bicycle home from school notices the community pastor in his front yard with a lawn mower. Not paying much attention, the boy goes on home and does his chores. Later the boy goes back by the pastor's house and sees him still in the yard with the mower and no grass has been cut.
Curious, the boy stops and watches for a while. The pastor notices the little boy and beckons him to come. The pastor asks the little boy, "Son, do you know anything about starting one of these things?"
The little boy replies, "Oh yes, sir. I've seen my daddy do it a hundred times."
The pastor asks, "Well son could you tell me what it is I have to do to get this thing started?"
Little boy says, "Yes sir. You got to cuss it. I mean you got to cuss it real good."
Pastor says, "I've been a preacher for 37 years. I believe I may have forgotten how to cuss."
The little boy says to the pastor, "You just keep pulling on that cord it'll come back to you!"
Curious, the boy stops and watches for a while. The pastor notices the little boy and beckons him to come. The pastor asks the little boy, "Son, do you know anything about starting one of these things?"
The little boy replies, "Oh yes, sir. I've seen my daddy do it a hundred times."
The pastor asks, "Well son could you tell me what it is I have to do to get this thing started?"
Little boy says, "Yes sir. You got to cuss it. I mean you got to cuss it real good."
Pastor says, "I've been a preacher for 37 years. I believe I may have forgotten how to cuss."
The little boy says to the pastor, "You just keep pulling on that cord it'll come back to you!"