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Lux Interior wrote:
Kamas were an advanced weapon.

I learned the bo staff and sai, but didn't do nunchaku or kama.

Wait what?

Kamas? Out of the question. I’d van Gogh myself inside of a week.

Love the bo, but how are you gonna get one on a bus? And you know it’s never going to fit in the overhead bin on a plane. You’ll never see an Air Marshal with one.

And the sai? Every five minutes some joker yelling “Why don’t you just stab him?!?” And there’s no way I could deal with all the bullfighter comments.

So, nunchaku and a wardrobe of “No I’m not Bruce Lee” t-shirts it is.