“It’s not theirs, it’s mine” said Trump re documents

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Maybe there aren’t suckers born every minute (any more):

Former president Donald Trump and close aides have spent the eight days since the FBI searched his Florida home rushing to assemble a team of respected defense lawyers. But the answer they keep hearing is “no.”

… The former president’s current legal team includes a Florida insurance lawyer who’s never had a federal case, a past general counsel for a parking-garage company and a former host at far-right One America News.

…and they’re meeting at Four Seasons Landscaping (jk). miley-laughing001:

Taylor Budowich, a Trump spokesman, defended the quality of the former president’s legal team in a statement Tuesday night…
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“President Trump is represented by some of the strongest attorneys in the country, and any suggestion otherwise is only driven by envy.”

Hoo boy.