09-27-2023, 10:45 PM
I would have probably passed out and never been able to play with it. There was always the one kid in the neighborhood that would get the baller versions of toys. We'd all go over to his house and watch him play with it. His name would be something like Sterling. Everybody would call him Stearl and snicker about it. We'd go back home to our Hot Wheels.
One day, after you've grown up and finished college, you'll go visit your mom in the old neighborhood. You'll stop at the gas station near her house and some bummy guy will shuffle over and ask you if he can pump your gas. You'll automatically say "no" but then when you look at him you'll say "Sterling?" He'll say "hey hey man, how you doin?"
Then you'll say to yourself "This phukin sucks." Demoralizing. You'll just give him some money.
One day, after you've grown up and finished college, you'll go visit your mom in the old neighborhood. You'll stop at the gas station near her house and some bummy guy will shuffle over and ask you if he can pump your gas. You'll automatically say "no" but then when you look at him you'll say "Sterling?" He'll say "hey hey man, how you doin?"
Then you'll say to yourself "This phukin sucks." Demoralizing. You'll just give him some money.