"you'll smell him well before you see him" (part 2)

[Grumpyguy]

Years ago, we had employee that smelled to high heaven. I was probably 18 at the time and worked in a small grocery store. You could smell the dude 3 aisles over. We finally told him to shower. Instead he poured cologne over himself. So not only did he reek, he reeked of BO and cologne. Finally, the entire stocking crew called in sick two days in a row in protest. Manager came in to meet the guy and prompty fired him and called us back to work with a great big sorry : )

Then we had this kindly customer. About thirty, 4 foot 5, but 300 lbs. Cashiers would try to hold their breath, but several of them would barf when checking her out. We would have to follow her down the aisles and spray Lysol...