New neighbor smokes, how to best deal w/ this selfish pr!ck?

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>I don't care if the smoker wants to seal him or herself in a giant ZipLock bag.

They would never do that because they would have to breath second hand smoke.
That's why they always ride around with the window down, that and they think
other people won't smell it on them if they keep the window cracked. Nothing
grosses me out more than to see a really nice or classy looking woman smoking,
huge turn-off for me!

OT: Ever see some 70 yo woman driving, talking and smoking
at the same time and the cigarette is just bouncing up down
like crazy? I laugh everytime I see it.

We were at a county fair many years ago and we were near the kiddie rides
with my kids and nephew, there was a set of race cars that went around in a
circle real slow. About that time I happen to be looking directly at this ol'
woman that had one of those extra longs in her mouth and she looks at her
daughter and says, "Put him in the Dale Earnhart Car!" My wife and I both about
cracked up. That cigarette was bobbing like a conductors baton to every word
she said. I think I'll remember that moment until I die.

BTW: There was already two kids in that car but they crammed him in there anyway, it was made for two.