So-mo Home Depot ~ This is hilarious!

[Webster J. Duck]

Sadly, my only thought was that the guy with the megaphone was someone’s brother-in-law and they must keep sending his worthless, lazy-ass money as he thinks himself entirely clever for fighting some perceived corporate fiend, espousing trite, hackneyed platitudes with his smelly, unwashed friends at the coffee shop…while his brother-in-law continues to send him money.

That’s just what I thought. Lazy-ass. Maybe I'm too old.