03-03-2007, 07:02 AM
1) add as many syllables to words as you can. Examples:
Four(4) = Fa-o-er
Dog = Da-ogg
God = Ga-odd
it's = ee-ets
2) Forget to pronounce the second half of words, while still adhering to rule 1 above. Example:
Five(5) = Fa-I...(just let it trail off with a wisp of "ve" at the end, or drop it entirely)
3) Learn the names of at least 3 NASCAR drivers, the teams they drive for, and what their daddy's name was.
4) Practice telling this joke:
"What's the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee? A Yankee visits from up North, spends some money...then goes home. A Damned Yankee don't never leave"
"Wh-ottse difrins 'tween a YanKee anda da-amed YanKee? AYanKee visits frmup Na-orth, spinds sum money den goes ome. A Damned YanKee don't na-ever live."
Four(4) = Fa-o-er
Dog = Da-ogg
God = Ga-odd
it's = ee-ets
2) Forget to pronounce the second half of words, while still adhering to rule 1 above. Example:
Five(5) = Fa-I...(just let it trail off with a wisp of "ve" at the end, or drop it entirely)
3) Learn the names of at least 3 NASCAR drivers, the teams they drive for, and what their daddy's name was.
4) Practice telling this joke:
"What's the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee? A Yankee visits from up North, spends some money...then goes home. A Damned Yankee don't never leave"
"Wh-ottse difrins 'tween a YanKee anda da-amed YanKee? AYanKee visits frmup Na-orth, spinds sum money den goes ome. A Damned YanKee don't na-ever live."