04-05-2007, 10:58 PM
I will give you a few rules a good friend once gave me:
Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out.
Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.
Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #18 - You love animals and children.
Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.
Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop.
Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life.
Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield.
Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.
Rule #86 - Shoes say a lot about the man.
Rule #104 - Be well groomed and well-mannered.
Rule #106 - Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
Yes some are dumb, or even "childish," but some of these rules are honestly great advice!
~A
Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out.
Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.
Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #18 - You love animals and children.
Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.
Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #58 - The Ferrari's in the shop.
Rule #66 - Smile! You're having the time of your life.
Rule #72 - Studies have shown that women have a more developed sense of smell. Breath mints - small cost, big yield.
Rule #80 - Stop, look, listen. At weddings. In life.
Rule #82 - Always think ahead but always stay in the moment. Reconcile this paradox and you'll not only get the girl, you might also get peace of mind.
Rule #85 - Don't use the "I have two months to live" bit - not cool, not effective.
Rule #86 - Shoes say a lot about the man.
Rule #104 - Be well groomed and well-mannered.
Rule #106 - Eat plentiful, digest your food. You'll need the energy later.
Rule #107 - Know when to abandon ship if it ain't floating.
Rule #108 - Know your swing and salsa dancing. Girls love to get twisted around.
Yes some are dumb, or even "childish," but some of these rules are honestly great advice!
~A