04-16-2007, 11:16 PM
Any similarity to "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast are, ahem, purely coincidental.
My dear readers, Because this is certain to cause concern among the satirically impaired, let me make this clear: I do not actually advocate the consumption of all of the people of France. I only suggest - the French ones.
Eat - the - French!
Eat the French!
Your bon appetites they'll quench!
Though they smell a bit like snail, inhale
That gay Parisian stench
Try them whole - or pureed
I'll take Nice-Brest, creme bruleed!
Sheer delight, one bite determines
Don't believe me? Ask the Germans!
They ooze spice - and romance
After all, chere, this is France!
Join the game, ma dame; get off the stupide bench
Come on and take your fill a
All this Francophilia
Eat the French
Oui, the French
Eat the French!
Feet ragout; Nancy hands
Fresh or frozen or from Cannes
Bake true artwork from the pieces
Like Matisses and Cezannes
Getting full? C'est dommage!
Try this dish, avec fromage!
Yes, I know it's rather phallic
But at least it's small; it's Gallic!
Zee heart wants - what it wants
But my gut prefers Provence
Though those folks get old and tough as Judi Dench
As for the fashion scene
We'll make it haute cuisine
And eat the French!
S'il vous plait
It's fine dining - on Francais!
Eat the French! Eat the French! Eat the French!
Dinners we're devizhing
From this place so disoblizhing
Far from hope and dear Europa, they've withdrawn
Ah, those good old days when France was useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Many years they've snubbed us
In a wrongish way, they've rubbed us
And they've simply kept us waiting for Toulon
Menus, therefore, now define the Frenchies:
Bumptious and presumptuous
But sauteed they're rather scrumptious!
Eat a Frog! Eat a Toad!
A la carte or a la mode
We'll share bites of Paris-ites
And gobble Frog legs by the load!
Put away - St Tropez
As one chomps the Elysees
I'll need Chardonnay colonics
'Cause I'm hooked on Francophonics!
Cooking coq - and foie gras
Is a Champagne in the as
But they're pleasin' with some Bries 'n' Ro-que-forts
Try Dijonnaise with booze
You've no more days, Toulouse
The premiere course?
BUTT OF CORSE!
But it's coarse!
BUT OF COURSE!
Eat the French! Eat the French!
Down a Marseillesian wench!
Tastes like pork so grab your knife and salad fork
And croissant wrench
Tour de France? Tour Eiffel?
Oui, we'll sample those as well
They're tres magnifique, no question
Never mind the indigestion!
Feast - all - day!
Even nights!
If they shout "Zees rheally bites!"
We'll go slow, though, with Bordeaux, we'll still get drenched
We'll toast their Bastille freedom
No, screw that! Just eat 'em!
Eat the French!
Eat the French!
Eat the French!
LET'S EAT - THE - FRENCH!
(Urp!)
(Excusez-moi.)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disne...ast1.shtml
My dear readers, Because this is certain to cause concern among the satirically impaired, let me make this clear: I do not actually advocate the consumption of all of the people of France. I only suggest - the French ones.
Eat - the - French!
Eat the French!
Your bon appetites they'll quench!
Though they smell a bit like snail, inhale
That gay Parisian stench
Try them whole - or pureed
I'll take Nice-Brest, creme bruleed!
Sheer delight, one bite determines
Don't believe me? Ask the Germans!
They ooze spice - and romance
After all, chere, this is France!
Join the game, ma dame; get off the stupide bench
Come on and take your fill a
All this Francophilia
Eat the French
Oui, the French
Eat the French!
Feet ragout; Nancy hands
Fresh or frozen or from Cannes
Bake true artwork from the pieces
Like Matisses and Cezannes
Getting full? C'est dommage!
Try this dish, avec fromage!
Yes, I know it's rather phallic
But at least it's small; it's Gallic!
Zee heart wants - what it wants
But my gut prefers Provence
Though those folks get old and tough as Judi Dench
As for the fashion scene
We'll make it haute cuisine
And eat the French!
S'il vous plait
It's fine dining - on Francais!
Eat the French! Eat the French! Eat the French!
Dinners we're devizhing
From this place so disoblizhing
Far from hope and dear Europa, they've withdrawn
Ah, those good old days when France was useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Many years they've snubbed us
In a wrongish way, they've rubbed us
And they've simply kept us waiting for Toulon
Menus, therefore, now define the Frenchies:
Bumptious and presumptuous
But sauteed they're rather scrumptious!
Eat a Frog! Eat a Toad!
A la carte or a la mode
We'll share bites of Paris-ites
And gobble Frog legs by the load!
Put away - St Tropez
As one chomps the Elysees
I'll need Chardonnay colonics
'Cause I'm hooked on Francophonics!
Cooking coq - and foie gras
Is a Champagne in the as
But they're pleasin' with some Bries 'n' Ro-que-forts
Try Dijonnaise with booze
You've no more days, Toulouse
The premiere course?
BUTT OF CORSE!
But it's coarse!
BUT OF COURSE!
Eat the French! Eat the French!
Down a Marseillesian wench!
Tastes like pork so grab your knife and salad fork
And croissant wrench
Tour de France? Tour Eiffel?
Oui, we'll sample those as well
They're tres magnifique, no question
Never mind the indigestion!
Feast - all - day!
Even nights!
If they shout "Zees rheally bites!"
We'll go slow, though, with Bordeaux, we'll still get drenched
We'll toast their Bastille freedom
No, screw that! Just eat 'em!
Eat the French!
Eat the French!
Eat the French!
LET'S EAT - THE - FRENCH!
(Urp!)
(Excusez-moi.)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/disne...ast1.shtml