From the weird news dept: woman lived undetected in someone's closet for a YEAR

[SDGuy]

"A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing." http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05...index.html

That's it - I'm gonna inspect every inch of my home when I get home tonight. I'll bet there's someone hiding in the attic crawlspace...