06-28-2007, 08:49 PM
Reminds me of a Ray Romano bit from his standup routine.
When he was on the road, he stayed at various hotels. One night, while looking for something to watch, he discovered the hotel had pay-per-view adult movies. He started reading the titles (I forget them, but it was plays on movie titles; "On Golden Blonde" and the like) and he came to one that said, "Block - Adult Movies" and he thought, wow, I can order a whole block of them. So he clicked it and the menu went away.
He realized what he had done, and what was he going to do? "When that rocket ship is ready to blast off... guys in the audience know, there's no stopping that countdown..." He couldn't call up the 20 something girl at the front desk and ask her to unblock his porn. So he did what any guy would have done.
He switched rooms.
"I became a smoker that night," he said.
When he was on the road, he stayed at various hotels. One night, while looking for something to watch, he discovered the hotel had pay-per-view adult movies. He started reading the titles (I forget them, but it was plays on movie titles; "On Golden Blonde" and the like) and he came to one that said, "Block - Adult Movies" and he thought, wow, I can order a whole block of them. So he clicked it and the menu went away.
He realized what he had done, and what was he going to do? "When that rocket ship is ready to blast off... guys in the audience know, there's no stopping that countdown..." He couldn't call up the 20 something girl at the front desk and ask her to unblock his porn. So he did what any guy would have done.
He switched rooms.
"I became a smoker that night," he said.