08-08-2007, 05:07 PM
My two favorites:
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.