Rules-of-thumb for selecting an attorney

[blooz]

When i was going thru a divorce i got the attorney who helped us buy our house. Why? I saw her in a store that sold fancy breads and candy. She told me she was there with her ex-husband who was helping her with taxes. She said "He's diabetic. I brought him in here to see if i could tempt him."
I looked over and saw a guy drooling over the chocolates.
I decided then and there I always wanted that woman on MY side, and certainly not against me.

And she's been good.