Why do women like big piles of pillows?

[guitarist]

If it weren't for women, we'd be sleeping in barns, on hay, or on old stained beat-up cotton futon mattresses on the floor, or moving pads, or creaky murphy beds, or just a pile of clothes and coats on a studio apartment floor.

Thanks to women---if we let them choose the bedding and don't interfere---we have civilized, sometimes even luxurious, clean, soft, fluffy and pillow-laden places to sleep.