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An ebay auction worth every cent
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ahhh neck braces.
I wore one for about a week. Half of that was in a coma. When I finally woke up after surgery, I noticed that my head was stuck in one position, and I felt like I was in a bear trap. The damn thing was trying to bite my head off.

When they finally unstrapped my left arm (right arm was shattered and got a lot of ironmongery in it... I set off metal detectors), I complained about the neck brace. Was hushed and told 'it's for your safety'. They hadn't read the spine xrays.

After a nice shot of morphine, i was feeling rather clever, and removed the neck brace with one hand. As I recall, it was pretty tough to do.

Nurse walks in and says "What did you do ?"

"Ha ha. I won !" I said, waving the neck brace.

She strapped me back down and put the brace back on.

Never annoy your nurse....
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An ebay auction worth every cent - by Ombligo - 12-02-2007, 01:00 AM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by h' - 12-02-2007, 01:20 AM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by hal - 12-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by cbelt3 - 12-02-2007, 05:08 AM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by h' - 12-02-2007, 07:14 AM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by Ombligo - 12-02-2007, 02:58 PM
Re: An ebay auction worth every cent - by h' - 12-02-2007, 08:13 PM

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