Anyone speaking Chinese here?

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Binky, thanks for asking your mom. It makes sense, if I read from right to left (which I assume it's how Chinese is supposed to be read?)

TiUser, thanks a lot. We guessed what the first line is, but we were not so sure about the second line, the person that wrote it did not fully understand what we said. But your interpretation of "patace" is kind of close to what we asked for.

Thanks all for playing