04-28-2008, 08:26 AM
Oh, if we start counting Catholics, we'll have call in a team of accountants and investment brokers to untangle their fortunes.
Where I come from, the preachers are Baptists, and all they own are a few dark suits, a pair of dress shoes, an Oldsmobile, and a ranch-style house, and maybe a cabin or fishing boat.
Maybe I went to the wrong churches. Or just lived in a modest, low-ambition community. I wanna be a Catholic! They have prettier churches and a more affluent congregation!
Where I come from, the preachers are Baptists, and all they own are a few dark suits, a pair of dress shoes, an Oldsmobile, and a ranch-style house, and maybe a cabin or fishing boat.
Maybe I went to the wrong churches. Or just lived in a modest, low-ambition community. I wanna be a Catholic! They have prettier churches and a more affluent congregation!