From the Dept. of Unintentional Humor

[simonm]

This kind of stuff is referred to as "Coleman Balls" in the UK - name after a UK sports commentator famous for "unintentional humour". Do a google on the phrase and you'll find stuff like this: http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/ballsa.htm
One nice example from that page:" That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record."