Wanna hear another parking story?

[rz]

Reminds me of the time when I parked outside of a post office. I parked just behind a sign that said "No Parking Here to Corner". A cop who saw me park told me I was parked illegally. I said, "No, I'm not". He pointed to the sign. I went over to the sign and said "It says 'No Parking HERE to corner'. I am not parked between HERE and the corner." He said that it "meant" no parking on that side of the street. I said, "No, the sign says 'No Parking HERE to corner.' I am not parked between here and the corner. You can give me a ticket, but any judge will throw it out." Then I walked away. When I came out, he was gone and I didn't get a ticket.