05-30-2008, 11:42 AM
I've always supported the use of Time Machines in situations like that.
In each one - the play can be remedied by kicking both players (when the play is frozen in time) with a good, solid, steel-tipped shoe, straight into the 'nads.
Then you transport back into real time, and watch the play. Not only is there no foul, but the NBA just gets that much more interesting.
"Roundball" will no longer be its nickname. Crushball will be. It's a $$ maker!
AND YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
In each one - the play can be remedied by kicking both players (when the play is frozen in time) with a good, solid, steel-tipped shoe, straight into the 'nads.
Then you transport back into real time, and watch the play. Not only is there no foul, but the NBA just gets that much more interesting.
"Roundball" will no longer be its nickname. Crushball will be. It's a $$ maker!
AND YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!