05-29-2009, 03:06 AM
Today on Separated at Birth - Olfactory Edition:
___________THEATER POPCORN____________ and _________BREAST-FED NEWBORN BABYSHIT___________
mick e remembers the good old days when baby e's diapey poo smelled like theater popcorn. It was a comforting smell, because he knew that he wouldn't be going to the movies any time soon.
Now she's eating pureed carrots, rice and oatmeal cereal and applesauce. Her diapers smell like the porta-cans after the coachella festival.
___________THEATER POPCORN____________ and _________BREAST-FED NEWBORN BABYSHIT___________
mick e remembers the good old days when baby e's diapey poo smelled like theater popcorn. It was a comforting smell, because he knew that he wouldn't be going to the movies any time soon.
Now she's eating pureed carrots, rice and oatmeal cereal and applesauce. Her diapers smell like the porta-cans after the coachella festival.