09-04-2008, 07:18 PM
[quote karsen]Guitarist, I took the liberty of editing that for you. 
A Democrat sees the glass, and says the glass is empty and refuses to fill it up for himself and insists the government do it for him.
A Republican sees the same glass, and says "who the hell drank my glass of water?!"
Are we both improvising? Or did you track down the source? I heard this so many years ago, I forgot how the original version goes. Was it a Bill Mahr saying? George Carlin? I can't remember.
A Democrat sees the glass, and says the glass is empty and refuses to fill it up for himself and insists the government do it for him.
A Republican sees the same glass, and says "who the hell drank my glass of water?!"
Are we both improvising? Or did you track down the source? I heard this so many years ago, I forgot how the original version goes. Was it a Bill Mahr saying? George Carlin? I can't remember.