09-24-2008, 11:33 PM
"I'm just so happy to be able to have this on my show today. Look at all of the ways that we can make a playful presentation. We can add some of this garnish to match our favorite dishes -- and I have these fabulous earthen dishes from Bombay that I received as a gift from a very close friend who took the time out from a 3-month cruise around the world and he brought back such delightful souvenirs from poor native craftsmen who labor for months to make these delicate things -- or you can decorate the edges with a little shortening and food color to bring out the ruddy texture and oh doesn't that look delightful? Or if you like that sort of thing as I do, you can add this flavored heated lubricating jelly for a marvelous sex toy and enhanced pleasure, both oral and for the more delicate places."