10-29-2008, 10:34 PM
Gutenberg wrote:
The Right Wing
A Play
By Gutenberg
Set-up shot: January 21, 2009. The Oval Office. Barack Obama sits quietly, reading through the speech he will soon give to the nation.
ANNOUNCER. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama.
OBAMA. Good evening. Tonight I will lay out for you my plans for the first 100 days of the Obama Administration. [Obama tears a mask from his face, revealing horns and fangs beneath.] And guess what, honky suckers! You ain’t gonna like it one bit! Bwahahahahaha!
VICTORIA. Thanks for showing me that move, Sarah! We got that Godless communist Black supremacist income redistributor!
SARAH. You betcha!
THE CROWD IN LAFAYETTE PARK. Thank God! We're safe now!