11-27-2008, 03:14 PM
For Greg wrote:
But in America, it was different. The founding fathers landed in 16 (mumbles). They set off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth! How lucky is that? "This is Plymouth? We've just come from Plymouth! We've gone round in a circle. Lads, back on the boats." They finally got there and said, "Ah, this is where our God has brought us to! W e can practice our religion here, we can raise a family. There's nobody here! Excuse me... There's nobody here! Yes, a land empty of human existence. Who the f*** are these guys? (gestures at the headdress) What's all this, please? No, we don't want any of your food, thank you very much! Just put some clothes on!"
Meanwhile, that winter... "Excuse me, do you have any food? (gestures at the headdress) I love all this, love the idea! Yes, I'm sorry, we were a bit brusque when we first arrived, we didn't realize you owned the entire country! But you have no system of ownership? Mmm, interesting! Maybe that can come in useful later. Food! Thank you very much, very nice... Yes, there arre more of us coming but we all keep our promises."