12-01-2008, 03:06 AM
Swampy is actually Obama's birth mother, having given birth to him in Indonesia when she was a missionary there. Through a series of unfortunate circumstances too convoluted to get into here, she had to sign an agreement that she would never reveal this truth, but instead has to go along with the Official Story that his adopted parents are his real parents. Angry at being denied the right to claim him as her own true son, she is planting clues all around the Friendly Political Forum in the hopes that a clever person will piece the facts together, reveal her secret, and at long last she will be acknowledged as Obama's true Mom without having to personally violate the terms of her contract, which would endanger her other Indonesian children as well as the ones in Honolulu. Watch for more clues tomorrow! It's the story of the decade!