12-08-2008, 09:27 PM
Only if they can get to Obama's grandmother, who has reportedly been quoted as saying, "Mombassa, not Honolulu" over and over again.
Later, after Obama has been expunged from office (because grandmothers don't lie and therefore, Barack's birth certificate was forged), it will be revealed that what granny was referring to all along was her preference of surfing locations. It's rumored she added, "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Later, after Obama has been expunged from office (because grandmothers don't lie and therefore, Barack's birth certificate was forged), it will be revealed that what granny was referring to all along was her preference of surfing locations. It's rumored she added, "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."