03-12-2009, 07:21 PM
1- Steve won't be there
2- Because of the absence of the RDF, the select media wonks will become confused and deny the wonderfulness that is Apple products.
3- Apple fanboys, girls, and.. gender neutral sapient beings will rush to protect the Mothership. Whilst squabbling amongst themselves that the wonderfulness perceived is not as wonderful as it should be.
4- A new "Where's Waldo" Book will appear with Steve Jobs as Waldo, getting progressively thinner and greyer throughout the book.
5- In October, 2009, when a new cybernetically enhanced Robo-Steve returns to take control of Apple, and ultimately the world, the Apple fans will rejoice.
2- Because of the absence of the RDF, the select media wonks will become confused and deny the wonderfulness that is Apple products.
3- Apple fanboys, girls, and.. gender neutral sapient beings will rush to protect the Mothership. Whilst squabbling amongst themselves that the wonderfulness perceived is not as wonderful as it should be.
4- A new "Where's Waldo" Book will appear with Steve Jobs as Waldo, getting progressively thinner and greyer throughout the book.
5- In October, 2009, when a new cybernetically enhanced Robo-Steve returns to take control of Apple, and ultimately the world, the Apple fans will rejoice.