Those coyotes were noisy and quick!

[Greg]

I was dogsitting in the hills near Encino, and went out one morning to grab the paper from the end of the driveway. When I got there, a skinny dog trotted by, right down the middle of the street. It saw me, but didn't give me much attention...just kept trotting by on its skinny legs. I said something like "Hello, doggie."

"Doggie" looked at me and said, "I'm not a dog; I'm a coyote, stupid."

Ah. Right. Clearly, you are. Won't make that mistake again.

Trot, trot, trot...