You know those people that stand in front of stores, and as you leave or enter ask "do you have a moment for [insert cau

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...if given an opportunity.

Or want others to think they have the balls to be jerks.

I enjoy being polite if not denied the opportunity. I just say "No, thank you" with a little smile.

They know exactly what I don't have time for and accept it, though there may be, somewhere, exceptions.

It's not as though they're spraying perfume or cologne at you.