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[quote ka jowct]he was transported to Celebration Hospital where he was pronounced dead, Orange County Sheriff's officials said.
And what mindless optimist named that hospital?
The name of the town where the hospital is located is Celebration, hence the Celebration Hospital.
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Disney had its own airport at one time. The 2500 foot runway is still on maps.
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The name of the town where the hospital is located is Celebration, hence the Celebration Hospital.
Now it makes more sense, but the irony of the hospital name must still smack a fair number of people upside the head on a regular basis
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What's sad is that more people probably die from aspirin or in the tub than at amusement parks.
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nobody wants to read about someone having a stroke while on the can passing a poop the size of a duraflame log.
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[quote Racer X]nobody wants to read about someone having a stroke while on the can passing a poop the size of a duraflame log.
Speak for yourself, Elvis.
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[quote Racer X]nobody wants to read about someone having a stroke while on the can passing a poop the size of a duraflame log.
Gotta keep breathing while your bear down. Elvis would still be with us is he only remembered that simple rule.
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Just gotta let it slide out. Be patient.
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This thread has taken a decidedly bad turn.
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[quote rgG]This thread has taken a decidedly bad turn.
Yeah, right down the crapper.