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So I wasnt paying attention and "reset" Safari... can I get my history back?
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GGD wrote:
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We had two kinds of Big Red Buttons; first were the Crash-Off Buttons, which tripped the 12KV breaker, and reduced us to utter darkness, accompanied with hopefully not too much burning flesh smell.

The other was a SCRAM button; it tripped all safety chains, but left power on. Some chassis had their own SCRAM button, deeply reset so a swinging cat wouldn't accidentally trip it.
Legend has it that the first SCRAM button wasn't a button at all. Somebody yells "Scram", and the "Safety Control Rod Axe Man" swings into action, while everybody else scrams.
Fermi may or may not have invented the term.

Eustace

Any war stories of being in the room when either were used? Or even better, being the one to press it? Funny that you should ask...

Every six months, we had "Chain Checks". These were only required once a year, but they were so complicated that we just did half of them at a time.
As the Cyclotron grew ever more complicated, ever more complications occurred. We dreaded the "Crash-Off" tests, because of all the resultant breakage. (For example, you don't just shut the power off on a CTI 1400 Helium liquifier; a few gallons of liquid Helium soon gets very impatient indeed.)
Very complicated Procedures were developed for testing.
(Note the capital P. It becomes important later.)

And then there are those to whom a Big Red Button is just too irresistible...
The Big Red Button that most people saw was in the Control Room, off to the right in the Main Console, next to the HP RF Synthesizer.
There was a space below the Big Red Button just perfect for an even more irresistable thirties vintage, two-pole, Big Copper Knife Switch.
It didn't appear to be actually connected to anything, but it was. It just appeared one Owl Shift, and it wasn't on any prints.

The Procedures were kept on the Control Room Mac IIsi. On a following Owl Shift, the following was appended to the Crash-Off Button Chain Check:
"Sonalert System Test: pull the knife switch below the Control Room Big Red Button to test the Sonalert System. See Sonalert System Test Procedure for more details." (Or words to that effect.)
There was no Sonalert System Test Procedure.

After the hahadon'tdothatagainjustwhatdidyoudothistime lecture, I was punished. I was put in charge of _all_ the Procedures, and if anything ever went wrong, well, guess who would be to blame?

The Procedures were an absolute disaster, because we were transitioning to the boiler-plate bloated format that the DOE approved of. We even had a DOE watchdog to check up on us.
He was adamant: if there was a Procedure, it had to be done the DOE way. But, but...
What if it wasn't a Procedure. What if it was just an Operations Note, OpNote for short?

OK then, we don't care about OpNotes. Carry on.
I got the Procedures down to 13 by the time that I left; there were hundreds of OpNotes, in pen, in a binder in the Control Room. Every concerned person had to initial that they had read, and had at least partially understood, each OpNote.

The next Accelerator that I then went to had something like 250 Procedures, all in DOE format, guarded by a full time humorless harridan whose knowledge of the Chicago Manual Of Style was impeccable, and whose knowledge of anything else was deplorable. After a couple of skirmishes, we got along just fine.

So, what did the Big Copper Knife Switch actually do? The handle had a hidden strong magnet attached to the handle, and when pulled, it dropped a reed relay hidden in the base, that dropped another relay, that caused half a dozen cleverly-hidden-in-the-Main-Console Sonalerts to start merrily chirping away.
That is all that it did.

Eustace
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#12
Great stories, thanks for sharing, sounds like you had a really enjoyable career there.

So, you could think of that knife switch as being the "door bell".

eustacetilley wrote:
So, what did the Big Copper Knife Switch actually do? The handle had a hidden strong magnet attached to the handle, and when pulled, it dropped a reed relay hidden in the base, that dropped another relay, that caused half a dozen cleverly-hidden-in-the-Main-Console Sonalerts to start merrily chirping away.
That is all that it did.

Eustace
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#13
GGD wrote:
Great stories, thanks for sharing, sounds like you had a really enjoyable career there.

So, you could think of that knife switch as being the "door bell".

[quote=eustacetilley]
So, what did the Big Copper Knife Switch actually do? The handle had a hidden strong magnet attached to the handle, and when pulled, it dropped a reed relay hidden in the base, that dropped another relay, that caused half a dozen cleverly-hidden-in-the-Main-Console Sonalerts to start merrily chirping away.
That is all that it did.

Eustace

I had a great time, and I was witness to some really creative practical jokes; legendary practical jokes.
Like the time that Al hooked up his counting gear to the building fire alarm, because he desperately needed an hour or so of sleep. About the most ingenious version of a doorbell that I've ever come across. That was also Al's seventh new Element discovery.
And there was the time that visiting Energy Secretary Edwards _almost_ came face-to-face with a leaky blow-up doll, a leaky blow-up doll filled with Helium.
And the time that I filled a... no, the Statutes of Limitations probably haven't run out on that one.

I've been gassed, electrocuted, (Twice.), bathed in Liquid Nitrogen, Freon, Acetone, etc.
I know exactly what happens when you take just one deep breath of a 20% CO2/ 80% N2 mixture.
I was custodian for a while of about a pound of roaring hot Gold. Once a year, I checked to see if it had cooled off any. After a decade, it hadn't cooled off the least bit. On the last check, I put the Gold back into its concrete niche, locked the custom lock, and then broke the key off in the lock, as instructed.

And there were the not so Great Times. In our Division, if you were any good, you got a shot at Management. Up to ten years of Management. The Up To was flexible; our Jewel of an Engineer from HP didn't last 18 months as head of Engineering. But the Ten Years, while unofficial, was very firm. I got the full Ten as Operations Group Leader, and was given a promotion, and booted elsewhere. Time for New Blood.
My replacement managed seven years. His replacement is now going on his sixth year, and looks well to finish out his decade.
The guy that I replaced, a thoroughly unpleasant person, lasted only three years, took an early retirement, and promptly committed suicide.

But all in all...
I had a great time.

Eustace
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