Maricopa County is DONE with the audit

[pdq]

BTW, I missed posting this story:

'Botched': Arizona GOP's ballot count ends, troubles persist

“Not even a shred of being salvaged at this point,” said Sen. Paul Boyer, the first Republican state senator to publicly come out against the audit in May. “They’ve botched it at so many points along the way that it's irrecoverable.”

Honestly, these things are really more like Kabuki theater for the deplorables. It doesn’t have to be done well; it doesn’t even need to make any sense. They’ll do what they do, and say what they say, and in the end it’ll just be another piece of wingnutty MAGA fantasy that only they believe.

[Lux Interior]

You mean Fraudit.

Fraudit - (noun) An audit conducted for the sole purpose of being able to say, "Well, there's an audit, so there must be fraud, even though we can't find any evidence of it whatsoever."

[hal]

The letter:

[N-OS X-tasy!]

hal wrote:
The letter:

That is absolutely breathtaking. One rarely sees such frankness in an official public document.

[DeusxMac]

mattkime wrote:
Next they'll want the ethernet cables

And their dongles! miley-shocked003:

[hal]

'don't forget to check your datecodes!'

[Ombligo]

I truly miss butterfly ballots.

Life was so much simpler 20-years-ago

[Numo]

Have Rudy count the ballots when he’s in prison.

[Racer X]

Ammo wrote:
Have Rudy count the ballots when he’s in prison.

Yeah, but his black greasy sweat stains on the ballots will cause even more controversy.

[Lux Interior]

N-OS X-tasy! wrote:
That is absolutely breathtaking. One rarely sees such frankness in an official public document.

Sometimes, you have to forego the "Bless your heart!" and say, "You are an idiot."